Hey!

My name is Chelsea.
Am a 15 year old girl.
I live in England.
Ask me anything I will answer just give me time.
I have nothing better to do. :) ..

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

(via its-kamryn-with-a-k)

http://jackthemother.tumblr.com/post/93320517249/my-grandma-is-trying-to-get-adelaide-to-call-her

jackthemother:

My grandma is trying to get Adelaide to call her mama,

I’m about to slit her throat I swear she joked and said ‘you’re mommy and she can call me mama’ and has been trying to get her to do it all morning. Adelaide just looks at her and runs to me.

I swear I’m gonna punch her in the face if she…

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock

(via ruinedchildhood)

paynal:

racist jokes about Zayn ANYBODY

  • werent funny
  • arent funny
  • will never be funny

(via its-kamryn-with-a-k)

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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(via beyoncevevo)

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

(via kikizme)

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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(via hi)

unclefather:

unclefather:

it doesn’t make sense that in those movies where they unlock use of 100% of their brain they somehow get superhuman strength. like…? did you somehow get more muscles? is it a package?

is it like unlocking a new character in street fighter? do I get a new power up?

(via kikizme)

(Source: michael-danger, via kikizme)

tastefullyoffensive:

Ignorance is bliss. [thegamercat]

People who go into babies faces. Like back the fuck up Jesus you not in my face and your pissing me off.

People who go into babies faves. Like back the fuck

despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator, via ugly)

(Source: reactionfaces, via hi)

runs-on-reindeer:

When my sister was in the Marines some little shit told her to make him a sandwich so she went to his boss and they used money from the asshole’s next paycheck to order subs for the entire squadron

(Source: runs-on-ramen, via spectacularpie)